the elegant european woman didn’t stay for tea, but the promise of tomorrow hung in the air
That is fantastic life advice.
Lemony Snicket doesn’t give a damn fuck
IF YOU EVER GET IN A FIGHT WITH YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHER JUST BREATHE IN THE HELIUM OUT OF A BALLOON AND HAVE AN ARGUMENT AND THE FIRST ONE TO LAUGH LOSES
"i love you," bono whispers to his wife. "oh honey," she whispers back, "i love you too." bono rolls over in bed and stares at the ceiling as she drifts off to sleep. why cant she love him for who he is and not just his band
Happy 17th Birthday Maisie Williams! (April 15, 1997)
I’m laughing so fucking hard.
Stephen King being Stephen King